Since you all know, that it is a new tradition in .45 to make an app interview, instead of boring apps, here is a LITTLE interview with Robtics:

miro: Hi Robtics :) Wait…! What are we doing here? Why I am writing "Hi Robtics"?

Robtics: I´ve no idea. We are the only ones there. Good morning, miro!

miro: Morning? In which timezone are you living?

Robtics: I am living in the present dear friend, you should know!

miro: Ah, you are right! Its 2.26am… that means in AC-Time its already a very colorful morning xD

Robtics: Colorful? Ye I am lookin at paras avatar xD

miro: Wait that means you are in our forum! What are you doing there.

Robtics: I am just on the run before violent cucumbers following me everywhere!

miro: So you are actually here cuz you already came in contact with a violent cucumber of death (Todesgurke)?

Robtics: Yes! Indeed! I am very hard experienced!

miro: Oh, that sounds awful. What did he do with you?

Robtics: We played a little game together… but i am relieved cuz I recognized also very well known names in here like Snowman and my Lady.

miro: That means they saved you from that … erm… game? What game!?

Robtics: Their auras saved me from the terrible dramas in which the cucumber of death dragged me in AC-Gothic xD

miro: Mh… atm i have the feelin you are already comfortable here. I can say for the short time i know you, that i like you very much..
So why we don´t turn this in an application-interview?

Robtics: When I have written my introduction I already made myself comfortable here in the red armchair and took a cold one. So why not :)

miro: Ok, let´s do it xD
So my first question is… how would you describe yourself?

Robtics: I would describe myself as quite a handy soul!

miro: In other words you stumbled over this reprobated bunch of angry people and you are here to bring peace among us, like you learned it in DES? How do you plan to do that?

Robtics: Yeah easy, i will just keep the 3 Ladies entertained to stop the other guys fighting over them :)

miro: Oh! Robtics! That is a very evil plan! So you get the girls and the clan! That is like you cut off the cucumbers (Todesgurke, Gurkentod) and the Snowmans carrot nose! …could be the guys will fight with you then!

Robtics: Don't misunderstand me, cuz i will happily share everything that I think is worth sharing and the ladies are obviously too.

miro: I pretty much appreciate your hospitable way, but do you think that the girls want to be shared that easily?

Robtics: Don't you think they need some variety? :)

miro: Surprise! Shieldybear popped in and Robtics likes to ask him smth now xD

Robtics: what I have been asking myself for a while… you cant really see who´s shield! Wtf happened there?!



ShieldyBear: hahah, that was the night of the paint party! We thought we may aswell dress up one day :)

ShieldyBear: This is me, just so you dont think i'm too weird :D



miro: But now Shieldybear likes to ask a question (to Robtics) xD

ShieldyBear: Including yourself, what would be your dream ac team, this can include players from the past.
This can be two teams, a fun community kind of thing and also the tourney dream team. You must pick 6 players.

Robtics: For a tourney team, I would have loved to see how Morse, you and me would have done if Morse wouldnt have fucked it up.

ShieldyBear: That's not a bad shout actually. If i had this PC whilst i was NR and morse stayed strong and we kept on playing, we could have been alright :)
now fun side :D Idk if rob has passed out from the excitement of the interview or if he's just thinking hard.

Robtics: I cant type so many names :D Only 6 or more are allowed?

ShieldyBear: Well you can say 6. Hm. Ok i'll alow 8 :P

Robtics: Godsmack, Shield & Morse, Todesgurke, Schaf, Funcat; para & miro for fun talk and music :D My first try was .45, half of DES and then a bunch of player names...

ShieldyBear: Jeff!

Robtics: ...but that'd had been more than 8 :D

miro: para popped in… and likes to ask questions xD

para: Robtics, if you would travel to a distant planet with some humanoid aliens on it, what 5 items would you take with you in your spaceship? :)

Robtics: A sixpack, a skateboard (skatebaords are also comfortable to sit or sleep on btw), toast (i like toast), a flower (also because then theres one less that could annoy Lisi) & a peace pipe ;D

para: Robtics, as I know you're a skateboarder, did you ever do a noseflip heelgrind? If not, what was the hardest trick you ever did successfully? :)

Robtics: Wtf is a noseflip heelgrind :P heelflip to 50/50 grind probably.

miro: ladies & gentleman - para´s special question:

para: whats the difference between a duck?

Robtics: The difference between a duck is the quak xD

miro: Cuz you speak of quaks… what is your taste in music?

Robtics: I will share my spotify list with you :) click link for spotify

para: How did you come to Ac?

Robtics: I played Wolfenstein ET with a friend and searched for another game. Found Ac. Got stuck for 5 years.

miro: Why do you like Ac?

Robtics: Its simple built, simple to play but it has its complexity and the people.

miro: What would you say about the community.

Robtics: Ac is a chat-room with built-in first person shooter xD Its a tight related community, which is very kind as a whole :)

miro: If you had the possibility to find through hard life long work in loneliness a magic wisdom to make the world a considerably better place or to have a good life with a nice family, what would you choose?

Robtics Because everybody after me would have a better & happy life, I would do the hard work. :)

para: Robtics, let's say you would get an invitation to heaven to help god create a new colour...which would that be?

Robtics: A really nice one, called robticsbeautiful xD

para: If you were a dictator in a foreign country with everything your people need, what would the system you run be called?

Robtics: paradox :P

para: What question would Robtics from the present ask future Robtics in 2030?

Robtics: Why did it take so long to become a lot more open minded, you A#$§!!!!??"*+##!?

miro: Pizza, Sushi or chilli con carne?

Robtics: Sushi :)

mire: para & me love sushi! Btw… its after 5am in the meanwhile xD
What do you like about 45?

Robtics: The atmosphere, the red chair and the people :)

para: Have you seen the bikini pictures of Lisi already?

Robtics: Tell me how!?

para: You will be glad to hear, that all .45 members have access to the bikini picture collection of Lisi, stored in a secret underground location! XD

Robtics: Phew, what a relief, I already thought I'd die unknowing! and I am sure they are a good motivation to provide cover ... ingame ;)

para: Would you like to send some greetings out to the community?

Robtics (very tired): First of all i would like to thank my mom and dad .... :D …and on …and on … and etc. ...

para: Robtics, are you still awake? XD

Robtics: say whaaaaat?!

miro: We all were tired and thought to end it here, to listen to some music…

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miro: 6:19am, J!NX popped in, he has a question xD

J!NX: What do you like the best about playing AC?

para: Cooperative Campaign? Rescue Mode? xD

J!NX: Jurassic park mode? (Cuz para is well known as dinosaur)

Robtics: The best thing about the actually playing part is definitely the satisfaction when you see fresh gib gore on the ground after a well aimed shot or perfectly timed nade :)

para: My fav <3 xD GOREHOUND ALERT! XD

J!NX: Well played!

para: RAWR RAWR RAWR!

Robtics: Cmon, everybody likes gibs :D

miro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ty for interview, just listen to music, welcome in trial xD

You chose Sushi, you chose wisely!!!!

This will be rewarded with an INSTANT F1 - Full

.................. F1 For Full :)

Oh, I almost forgot. - Here is your free .45 Trial Sushi Plate

Omg para.. now, I'm hungry.. thank you :PP

And of course, I give you my F1 for Full !! :DD

haha, the cucumbersushi is mine!!
F1 for Full :DD

Can I believe my eyes




F1 for FULL

wtf so many instant F1 :O

that plate looks incredible .... *_*


edit: yep: I am hungry too now, Blondchen

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THATS THE LONGEST INTERVIEW!


You like sushi O.o Nice!

Not sure if Shieldybear likes it, when he gets eaten xD



IF this goes on and on i need 1 more beer gun xD



I hope you found what you search for in my post xD

Or are you not full enough of the good sushi plate from para and want some more? xDD

Awesome to have such a great new member/friend in .45!

Actually we had to work until 8-9am, to get everything done. ;)

(see the other recent threads here)

So I really could use a cold one now! :D

first round on me!

I am with you, mates :)

One for meeeeee...

Aaand one for the funcat....

Aaaand one for... who the hell is this? oO ....

Aaaand one for the FunDog Honoraries.....

Aaand one for...


..... I think.... I think the situation is out of control...



... yes ... no ... this is not good ...



... oh ... ooooh no ...



I think I had one beer over the line... I'm seeing naked mice drinking. oO



Oh, Lord. :O