We are proud & happy to present our first Dr. Wisdom on the new Hot Chair - Alireza´s Chair Of Dr. Wisdom!!!
Now Ladies & Gentlemen... it is time for your questions! But remember: only 1 question untill its answered! HF!!!
And here my question to Baruch: Is the fact that you´re so sexy proof that God really exists?
Zitat von Chill im Beitrag #7
What are the people looking for most? What do you think? Is it love, is it money? Tell me your point of view :)
I would say people are looking for happiness. But between love and money, I think people are mostly looking for love. Because I think that people who are looking for money - I don't mean people who NEED money, I mean people who would always want more money - , these people are actually looking for love. Money buys you friends ;) (so they say).
I don't know if all people are looking for love though, even without being aware of it. At least I am. But since you can't hug me, you can send me money instead :). But can you be happy without love ? I think it's not possible as a human...
I often try to watch porn, but I always think they are so bad xD. I either encounter one of these problems :
- the actors are bad : just watch an asian porn and laugh at girl moanings
- the filming is bad : can't you just stop moving camera like a retard ?
- wtf do you really need to be french to know how to kiss properly ?
- please just don't make a 1 min story if it's that bad, fuck straigth ahead
- it is a lesbian porn
And also one major problem for me : why girls always look like sluts ? Do you think I like sluts ? And girls, do you think you need to be a slut to have sex ? And why men look like... like... porn actors ??
Btw I tried watching gay porn but it's even WORSE ! Why some lesbian porns can be so nice while gay porn sucks (lol) ?
Hmm I think I like germans because they are foreigners, and I don't know much about Germany. Actually I know almost nothing about most of countries, so I'd say I like Germany as I like any other country. I don't really like US though, but US hate is very common in french culture idk why... maybe because they saved us ? :p
So yeah I like Germany, because I like beer and fat people :)
Also I prefer speaking english (or any other language) over speaking french, because it's funny :D
And according to AC community, there are as many german and french assholes, and as many german and french nice players.
Zitat von Todesgurke im Beitrag #4
Does any gema map exist, which you did not manage to do?
Actually there are different types of gemas I didn't finish :
- hax addicts :
The maps where you absolutely have to know hax to finish it, but also where you have to be able to jump the maximum height (14 in 1.1, 12 in 1.2). Brazilians love this kind of maps, like for example the maps from OROCHI (for those who don't know him, he was the best gema player).
The problem is that these very hard map mostly rely on hax, thus I don't have fun on them. Trying 100 times to get the 14 cubes, when you know it's mostly random, it's not fun.
Also, it's common that noob gema players think that hax is the ultimate difficulty of gemas, which is not at all (see further).
Oh also impossible little gema (by Misa I think). I don't know if I finished it :o. But I don't like to play it anyway.
All the maps with hidden things. It's not funny to jump on every wall to find where the mapper didn't clip. It's not funny to find your way into a clip maze. It's not funny to look for the door you didn't clip. STOP CLIPS.
lots of maps of this kind by noobs, but also most maps by SOMEONEELSE
Also the maps from Misa, which are sadistic. For example the map where each spawn leads to a different way, and you keep dying. I think it's sadistic-gema ? Overall, all his maps smell the "Haha you die ! It's so funny isn't it ? :D", and I don't think it's funny. Die and retry can be nice, but it needs more "wtf" elements to be funny, which are not in AC. See I wanna be the guy games for example.
- really hard maps I have no excuse not to finish them
I can think about gema-long from Naplo and CriticalMachine, which is really hard I think. Even though it has a 14 cubes jump, I think it was interesting.
Also gema_golem (by Nirude) was a nice map, long but a bit repetitive. I remember I had finished it in 40 minutes xD.
Some other maps by Misa (yeah he did some good maps)
I will answer the others soon ! (sorry for reverse order :x)
Haha I'm so funny.
Okay, you have two people in a room with a green vase.
The first person has ordinary sight, but the second person sees green as blue.
Person No.2 has this condition from birth, so it's an everyday situation for him.
The first person says: "Hey, there's a green vase."
Will they be able to agree on the color of the vase?
God exists, and he's .45. And french :D.
Ah yeah about god and stuff :
To the question : "Does God exist ?", I would say 5 things :
1) Gode means dildo in french
2) There are many different definitions of what you can call God, which one are you talking about ?
3) The truth of any proposition hasn't been defined properly.
4) Supposed that this question can be given a logical value in a deductive system, what are the axioms ?
5) In a common sense of this question, this is what I answer :
Let's suppose God exists. I am the one who imagines it. I am maybe the one who feels it. If I wasn't able to think, God wouldn't exist for me, neither all the universe. Thus I am a God creator : I am God's God. Who is God then ?
Innapropriate : The best sort of noodles in the whole world are the noodles I would eat on your tits.
Classic : The best sort of noodles in the whole world are the noodles your mother did to me last night.
Accurate : Diameter : 1372µm, Length : 27.6cm, Weight / noodle : 17g, Massic ratio of noodles in the dish : 4/7, Cutlery : europeean
Agressive : What the fuck is that question ??
Absurd : Yesterday it snowed purple alligators. But never again.
Geek : 42
Ethiopian : What's that ? Does it taste better than dirt ?
Zitat von para im Beitrag #12
Okay, you have two people in a room with a green vase.The first person has ordinary sight, but the second person sees green as blue.Person No.2 has this condition from birth, so it's an everyday situation for him.The first person says: "Hey, there's a green vase."Will they be able to agree on the color of the vase?
Haha nice question. Actually I had thought about this kind of things some time ago ^^.
Maybe this person doesn't even know he has this condition.
When he sees a blue object (which is green in reality), he calls it green. He does that because when he learnt the names of the colors, he was shown a green object, which he sees blue, and was taught the name of this color is green.
So yeah they will agree, he will say "Yeah, it's green."
Haha I'm so funny.